Actually Ironic

"It's like rain on a dehydration victim's funeral"

"It's a free ride to your bankruptcy trial"

"It's like rain flooding the umbrella factory"

"It's like rain on your wedding day...to the Egyptian sun god, Ra"

"It's a free ride when you've already paid...for a stolen car."

BENTA! :D
They say that Alanis Morrisette's version doesn't really present ironic situations. So they revised it. :)